Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly.This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.

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i have been disqualified for unemployment (no big shocker there, we all remember what a douche the guy was), but here's the kicker ( Read more... )

this is real.
i did not make this up.

as heard outside my apartment:

Little Girl: "Mom!! MOM!! I have two lollipops!!!"

just ask Don Cheadle!!!!

...a perfect marriage of supergreat.

yay green knight!

Ahmanson is doing a hard-of-hearing/hearing cast version of PippiN!
AWESOME!!

"Art is the only to run away without leaving home."

-Twyla Tharp

"you will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm"
-Colette, a French writer

"tabernacle" is "tuh-BEAR-nuh-cuhl"?

do octopuses(pi?) have "ten-TACK-cuhls?"
do pugnacious folk get into a "de-BAU-cuhl"?

oh....wait....

shut up.

::a fivesixseveneight::
EVERYBODY!!!
ZERE'S NO CANADA LIKE FRENCH CANADA, IT'S THE BEST CANADA IN ZEE LAND!