Anyone Else Have One to Share?

[hokuto]

One of the blogs I frequent is currently having a worst pick up line contest (an internet cookie if you're a member so you know which one!)

The only real rules are it has to have happened to you, it cannot be one of those dumb age old lines and stories count. So, I present to you guys my story, which I never did tell here....
A few years back, I

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[sobloodycute]

Haha, oh, man...that's just priceless.
It's times like these I almost wish more people hit on me, just for the sheer amusement factor. XD

[hokuto]

It happens less if you don't frequent bars where weird drunks are mingled together XD

I go out far less often so I get hit on far less often. When I go out, even being with Liam doesn't deter some of them - I once was asked "Is that your brother or your boyfriend?"

Um, you'd be interested in a girl who was just kissing her brother?

[sobloodycute]

That's true, I don't really go out to bars much. (I'm in Texas, though, so my kind of bar is a little...non-Texas-like, I'm sure.)

Haha, seriously?! Eww, maybe he has some weird kink. D:

[hokuto]

That blog and this thread are making stories flood back to me.

Creepiest pick up line ever: "Don't worry, I won't take advantage of you. Unless you want me to."

Said to me by a man old enough to be my Dad when I was 15 and working at a deli. While I was bending over to fill a cabinet.

Sadly, 15 year old Shannon wasn't as brazen as 25 year old Shannon and didn't say anything. Nowadays, oh boy....would he get an earful ;P

[hokuto]

Lol. But I know of no time in which it actually worked!

I guess it may have with some women if he kept concocting stories. Either that or he never quite got it.

[hokuto]

Maybe try this?

At age 20, visiting Paris with my mother. We hike up the steps to Sacré-Coeur. I stay outside on the steps, mom goes inside to light candles.
A not-unattractive young man with a large sketchbook under his arm walks over to where I am sitting. He smiles, I smile back. He asks me something in French. I smile and shake my head, "no, no French!"
He moves much closer to me and repeats himself, this time in German.
No, sir, I have no German and cannot communicate with you.

At this point our young man is not discouraged and moves in -within and inch of my face. I can smell his breath and he is violating my personal space in a crazy way. What I can't see: my mother just emerged from the church and is standing right behind me, witnessing as this guy yells out, in perfect English:

"I WANT TO MAKE SEXUAL ACTIVITY WITH YOU!"

I stood there in shock as my mom bursts out in hysterical laughter. This is a story she delights in retelling. At Thanksgiving, Christmas and to my future in-laws at my rehearsal dinner

[sobloodycute]

*DIESSSSSSSSS*

thus spoke zarathustra

[vonheston]

This post is pure magic.

A+ post, would read again.