Comments | hokuto: Here's an interesting writing challenge I pose to all of you:

hokuto

Here's an interesting writing challenge I pose to all of you:

Aug 11, 2010 01:06

How could a date ruin his/her chances with you in 4 words or less?

I'll start:

I am a furry.

Aren't babies incredibly sexy?

Three way with my Sis?

I am a Scientologist.

"I hate fucking fags."

Women should be silent.

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hokuto August 11 2010, 05:18:27 UTC

AIDAN STOP FAPPING TO EVERYTHING EVER GAWD!!1 ;P

I'm trying to imagine you having a four word phrase you couldn't get past and am failing.

hahaha laeryken August 11 2010, 06:26:31 UTC

Awesome! Let's give it a try.

"How much per hour?"

"Hi, I hate Mexicans." Or any racial epithet. I might have gone with, "Hi, I'm a racist" instead.

"I'm a closed-minded person."

"You're much prettier online."

Re: hahaha hokuto August 11 2010, 21:49:26 UTC

I like your's a lot.

Re: hahaha laeryken August 11 2010, 22:56:08 UTC

Why thank you kindly. <3

sobloodycute August 11 2010, 19:49:12 UTC

Oooh, I wanna play!
Here are some things that would be instant turn-offs for me:

"I love Sarah Palin!"

"Team Edward or Jacob?"

"Lady Gaga is disgusting."

"David Bowie is gay." (Or "(any awesome artist) is gay", really.)

"I fucking love ICP!"

"Reading is for losers."

"You're going to hell."

"Gay people scare me."

"Fatties can't be sexy."

"I hate foreign films."

"You need bigger boobs."

"Isn't Miley Cirus hot!?"

"I don't get art."

"Museums are so boring!"

"Bill O'Reily's so smart!"

"I watch Fox News!"

"Obama is a deadbeat."

"All Muslims are terrorists."

I could prolly go on for hours, lol.

hokuto August 11 2010, 20:06:37 UTC

I love your responses! And I'm right with you, I could probably come up with a ton more.

"Abstinence only is best!"

"She asked for it." - in response to a rape allegation.

"The Pope is infallible"

"Men are always better."

"Support me bitch!"

I'll probably pop back when more come to mind XD

sobloodycute August 12 2010, 00:53:42 UTC

Those are great!

Let's see...

"Bieber is so talented!"

"Wrestling is totally real." (Zack loves wrestling, but will be first to admit it's totally a male soap opera and VERY fake XD)

"Cartoons are for babies."

"Paris is my idol!"

"Women drivers annoy me."

"Feminists are all dykes."

"I dress like Barbie!"

"I love Jeff Foxworthy."

"Nascar is so awesome!"

"I worship Stefanie Meyer!"

"I'm a hardcore Twi-mom!" (One of the women on my local news actually said this the other day, and I just sat there for 5 minutes going "WHAAAAAAA?!")

laeryken August 11 2010, 22:57:21 UTC

Team Jacob, DUH!!!!

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