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[holbutton]

Bartender: What's your favorite word?
Drunk rich girl: Credit card!
Bartender: What's your other favorite word?
Drunk rich girl: Money!
Bartender: No, the other one...
Drunk rich girl: Shots

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[stevehancock]

jagerbombs
liquid cocaine
tequila
fireball

no pussy polar bears.

ps: y'know what lil lady.... i'm still a young pup. only on my second childhood. not even 85 yet.... can i borrow your phone to call my friend?