Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English
40% Yankee
5% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

today, i wore cufflinks to work. slowly but surely, i'm becoming suburban.

i think i want a tattoo.

i fucking hate the office dullard. 11 more working days, then i'm gonna quit this motherfucker like what.

rainy days make me happy.

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i want something i can't have.

the end of my stay here approaches, and instead of preparing for my departure, i keep thinking of something else.

also, i think i need new contact lenses (either that, or my vision's getting worse).

for those of you in the valley and would like to hang out before i leave, leave me a message. peace.

i'm crawling out of my fucking skin.

Krispy Kreme Donuts are evil. My sugar rush ended and left me with a terrible headache. Also, SIN CITY is a good fucking movie with hookers and thugs. I like hookers.