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[holdingbulbs]

Guhhh, grass... [spits]

Wait-- huh? Grass!? I totally didn't go to sleep outside! What kind of dumb person would do that, anyway!?

Hey, Romania, did you, like, get renovations done on your house or something? Like... super, super awesome ones? 'Cause this is so not Warsaw. It has one-half too many buildings.

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[bloodluna]

I can assure you that this mansion does not belong to Romania, whoever that is.

[holdingbulbs]

Oh! Well, good, 'cause this would totally be wasteful spending. And I'd punch Romania in the face. ...Well, not really, but I'd be totally angry.

[bloodluna]

While I understand most of the words you just used, I lack any context with which to make sense of them.

[holdingbulbs]

Well, like, Romania shouldn't spend money on his own house while I'm in it 'cause my house was totally destroyed and stuff. Not cool.

[bouncyhair]

Sleeping outside's not so bad.

I've never heard of Warsaw though. This place is called Wonderland!

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[holdingbulbs]

Is so!

Uh, what kind of weirdo are you that hasn't heard of Warsaw? It's only, like, the best--

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...Are you, like, retarded?

[madeinoblivion]

Is the snow out there melting already? I've got to get in a few more good days on the snowmobile, at least!

[holdingbulbs]

You don't have to use a snowmobile on snow, you know.

[madeinoblivion]

But Kaylee says that could wear the treds out faster.

[holdingbulbs]

So? Just fix them!

[letmehealyou]

You fell asleep outside? That's not good! You should come inside and warm up!

I...don't think I've ever heard of a Warsaw before. What is it?

[holdingbulbs]

Great idea!

Warsaw is, like, only the best city in the whole world.

[letmehealyou]

Oh, it's a city? Is that where you're from?

[holdingbulbs]

No. It's from me.

HERE HAVE A GISELLE~

[hallmarkworld]

Sleeping outside under the stars is great fun!

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That's totally not the point.

[hallmarkworld]

Oh, I'm sorry, are you lost?