Title: Such a Lovely Shade (drabble)
Rating: PG-ish
Characters: Jack/Ianto, non-consequential background extras
Spoilers: none
For
horizonssing day 5
"No." Ianto puffed.
Jack looked miffed, "Why not? It's a good colour. It matches the shade your engorged..."
"Jack!" Ianto nearly screamed as he spun around and shot daggers at him. "There is a time and a place for comments like that and the middle of a shop is neither the time nor the place!" Ianto grabbed the blinding pink tie from Jack's hands and marched back to the tie racks. Jack continued to stand there acting as if he had no idea what he'd said wrong as two clerks tried desperately not to break out into fits of laughter.