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Doing a 100 prompt challenge using the Homestuck generator, and requests from friends.
1. Introduction - Dave/Bec - generator
Dave Strider was not exactly a dog person, far from it in fact. Like a million miles from it. So meeting his girlfriend’s guardian wasn’t top on his priorities list. In fact, it was pretty damn low, bottom rung, the secret hole in the back of the closet where you hide the Christmas presents and then forget all about them. Jade was pretty insistent though and the girl could use a rifle pretty damn well.
So Dave would meet Becquerel, Earth’s first guardian, and unofficial caretaker of Jade Harley. What did you even say to an omnipotent over sized dog?
56. Danger Ahead - John/Vriska - request
If John had learned anything lately, it was that, with Vriska at the helm there was danger around every corner. Adventure, sorry, it was adventure (John wasn’t sure whether or not he was glad she could see him rolling his eyes at her. ) She had to keep life from getting too boring after all. He wasn’t sure what she meant by boring, ‘cause he was pretty sure nothing in his life had been boring since starting this game, but he’d roll with it.
What he didn’t know, is that it was the things she didn’t tell him that were really dangerous. But maybe that was all for the better. He wouldn’t be here, ready to face down Jack if it weren’t for all the things she didn’t say.
37. Eyes - Tavros/Karkat - request
Tavros would admit, he used to be intimidated by Karkat. Their leader was constantly loud and angry. He had his moments though, inbetween keeping them all alive, and making sure the humans didn’t fuck things up royally. Moments when he was calmer. He still yelled sometimes, Tavros had gotten used to that, but he was learning to discern the difference between the anger and his normal loud tone.
It was in the eyes.
69. Annoyance - Eridan/Karkat - request
Karkat wasn’t sure how he’d gotten roped into this. You give somebody advice once, fucking once, and suddenly you were a machine ready to spew out romantic wisdom everytime someone inserted a coin. Eridan had plenty of coins, all of them it seemed. Karkat could say with fair accuracy that every time the sea dweller had spoken to him in the last sweep, he’d been asking for some sort of quadrant help.
Now there was this thing with Fefferi and Sollux, and Eridan was all torn up about it, and boo hoo Karkat what do I do? It was enough to drive any troll insane. Which is what had to have happened, insanity. Karkat knew, fucking knew that there was no other way he’d find himself in sloppy black makeouts with him otherwise.
78. Drink - Sollux/Aradia - request
Sollux never could understand how Gamzee could drink that Faygo shit He could clearly remember the one and only time he had tried it. He and Aradia had been playing a game of truth or dare, not his favorite, but she loved it, so he was willing to make sacrifices. She’d gotten this mischievous smile on her face, a look Sollux knew meant trouble. He had already chosen dare, so there was no going back.
She just happened to have a bottle right there with her, and Sollux could only hope it hadn’t been buried beneath the soil for millions of years. As bad as it tasted, what he remembered most about that dare was the way she laughed as he spewed the contents across the table.
23. Cat - Eridan/Vriska - request
Vriska swore under her breath as she heard the triumphant shout from one of the other caverns. In all technicality she and Eridan were on the same team, but when it came to loot there couldn’t be more competition. Neither of them were very fond of sharing.
So she booked it back the way she’d came and followed the fork Eridan had taken. He shot her a snotty smirk when he saw her approaching. The rule was whoever found the treasure, took the treasure. Not that either of them stuck to that rule. There’d be a fight, both of them knew it.
“Meow”
“Fuckin’ cat. Shoo.”
The cat sat there complacently in front of the treasure chests lining the back of the wall. It swished it’s tail. The trolls just stared at it.
“Screw this.”
Vriska stepped forward. She wasn’t letting some dumb cat stop her from this loot. It wasn’t just one dumb cat though. A moment later two more came crawling in, and another three after that. In just a few minutes there were cats everywhere. And all they were doing was sitting, and staring at the two of them.
“Okay Vris, this is fuckin’ creepy.”
“They’re just cats!”
“And they keep staring. You wwant that treasure, fine. You keep it. I’m gettin’ the fuck outta here.”
Vriska didn’t stay for the treasure, though she wanted it to be made perfectly clear that it wasn’t because of the cats. She just couldn’t let Eridan run off on his own. Who knew what sorts of trouble he’d get himself into.
1. Introduction - Dave/Bec - generator
Dave Strider was not exactly a dog person, far from it in fact. Like a million miles from it. So meeting his girlfriend’s guardian wasn’t top on his priorities list. In fact, it was pretty damn low, bottom rung, the secret hole in the back of the closet where you hide the Christmas presents and then forget all about them. Jade was pretty insistent though and the girl could use a rifle pretty damn well.
So Dave would meet Becquerel, Earth’s first guardian, and unofficial caretaker of Jade Harley. What did you even say to an omnipotent over sized dog?
56. Danger Ahead - John/Vriska - request
If John had learned anything lately, it was that, with Vriska at the helm there was danger around every corner. Adventure, sorry, it was adventure (John wasn’t sure whether or not he was glad she could see him rolling his eyes at her. ) She had to keep life from getting too boring after all. He wasn’t sure what she meant by boring, ‘cause he was pretty sure nothing in his life had been boring since starting this game, but he’d roll with it.
What he didn’t know, is that it was the things she didn’t tell him that were really dangerous. But maybe that was all for the better. He wouldn’t be here, ready to face down Jack if it weren’t for all the things she didn’t say.
37. Eyes - Tavros/Karkat - request
Tavros would admit, he used to be intimidated by Karkat. Their leader was constantly loud and angry. He had his moments though, inbetween keeping them all alive, and making sure the humans didn’t fuck things up royally. Moments when he was calmer. He still yelled sometimes, Tavros had gotten used to that, but he was learning to discern the difference between the anger and his normal loud tone.
It was in the eyes.
69. Annoyance - Eridan/Karkat - request
Karkat wasn’t sure how he’d gotten roped into this. You give somebody advice once, fucking once, and suddenly you were a machine ready to spew out romantic wisdom everytime someone inserted a coin. Eridan had plenty of coins, all of them it seemed. Karkat could say with fair accuracy that every time the sea dweller had spoken to him in the last sweep, he’d been asking for some sort of quadrant help.
Now there was this thing with Fefferi and Sollux, and Eridan was all torn up about it, and boo hoo Karkat what do I do? It was enough to drive any troll insane. Which is what had to have happened, insanity. Karkat knew, fucking knew that there was no other way he’d find himself in sloppy black makeouts with him otherwise.
78. Drink - Sollux/Aradia - request
Sollux never could understand how Gamzee could drink that Faygo shit He could clearly remember the one and only time he had tried it. He and Aradia had been playing a game of truth or dare, not his favorite, but she loved it, so he was willing to make sacrifices. She’d gotten this mischievous smile on her face, a look Sollux knew meant trouble. He had already chosen dare, so there was no going back.
She just happened to have a bottle right there with her, and Sollux could only hope it hadn’t been buried beneath the soil for millions of years. As bad as it tasted, what he remembered most about that dare was the way she laughed as he spewed the contents across the table.
23. Cat - Eridan/Vriska - request
Vriska swore under her breath as she heard the triumphant shout from one of the other caverns. In all technicality she and Eridan were on the same team, but when it came to loot there couldn’t be more competition. Neither of them were very fond of sharing.
So she booked it back the way she’d came and followed the fork Eridan had taken. He shot her a snotty smirk when he saw her approaching. The rule was whoever found the treasure, took the treasure. Not that either of them stuck to that rule. There’d be a fight, both of them knew it.
“Meow”
“Fuckin’ cat. Shoo.”
The cat sat there complacently in front of the treasure chests lining the back of the wall. It swished it’s tail. The trolls just stared at it.
“Screw this.”
Vriska stepped forward. She wasn’t letting some dumb cat stop her from this loot. It wasn’t just one dumb cat though. A moment later two more came crawling in, and another three after that. In just a few minutes there were cats everywhere. And all they were doing was sitting, and staring at the two of them.
“Okay Vris, this is fuckin’ creepy.”
“They’re just cats!”
“And they keep staring. You wwant that treasure, fine. You keep it. I’m gettin’ the fuck outta here.”
Vriska didn’t stay for the treasure, though she wanted it to be made perfectly clear that it wasn’t because of the cats. She just couldn’t let Eridan run off on his own. Who knew what sorts of trouble he’d get himself into.