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[holdsleftovers]

Ah, Cocona-chan, that Ditto you gave me...it worked, in the end.

[ The camera pans over to settle on Watanuki's Porygon, Akiba, blinking at a sizeable clutch of eight. ]

I have no idea how all of that came from Akiba, though...

[ And tbph he's pretty sure he'd rather not know. MOVING ON. ]I'll sell them, I suppose--we can say 5000P, to start? I

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[reimprovise]

Eight eggs? Congratulations.

So, how does it feel to be a grandfather?

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[holdsleftovers]

I am not a grandfather!

[ GTFO, FUJI, NO ONE ASKED YOU. ]

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[reimprovise]

Funny, I'd have thought that most people would be proud to say that they're a grandfather of eight.

[8D 8D 8D] Anyway, it sounds like you have your hands full trying to find homes for all of them. How goes it?

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[holdsleftovers]

I AM NO ONE'S GRANDFATHER!

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[holdsleftovers]

Ah, yes! It can get inside computers and other machines like that.

[ Technical terms? What are those? ]

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[holdsleftovers]

I do, actually. Are you in Cherrygrove?

[futariniousama]

ur choice: 5000P or Rotom egg.

[ The camera flickers on, focused on a Rotom emerging from a TV set quite cheerfully. It whirrs and clicks, and then the camera is off again. ]

can have an egg by tmrrw, if u want.

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[holdsleftovers]

[ PROTIP: DON'T TELL HIM IT'S A GHOST ]

...it looks cute i guess

what can it do?

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[futariniousama]

zaps ppl now&then
gets all up in electronics&appliances, does cool shit.

5 alt forms: washer, lawnmower, microwave, fan, fridge. this1 just likes tvs.

check it

[ The video, once again, is brief, but this time shows the Rotom disappearing into the TV set. The screen turns abruptly a vivid orange, and white letters appear, scrambling around until they spell 'YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.' After a pause, they scramble around and resolve into 'HA HA HA.' ]

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[holdsleftovers]

[ ghjfkdhgjk what even. Akiba, on the other hands, sees this and beeps appreciatively. Watanuki looks at the feed, then looks at his Porygon--he supposes they could be friends. ]

that works for me. when do you want to send the egg over?

text; how the hell did i miss this post what even

[usedfacade]

Good. I am glad to hear it. Take good care of her.

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[holdsleftovers]

I will! she's as cute as i thought she would be

i've named her Hanabi.

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[catsteward]

[These pokemon come in all shapes and sizes, don't they...? Gaga is quietly thankful that his own never managed to be quite so prolific as he stares at the virtual pokemon and it's clutch on the other end of the feed]

..t-that is truly impressive. [AND NOT ENTIRELY IN A GOOD WAY]

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[holdsleftovers]

[ APPARENTLY SO ]

It's...a very big clutch, yes. [ SIIIIIIIGH ] Would you like one?

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[catsteward]

[not sure if he's offput or not they're being offered so easily. But then if he woke up to a pile of eggs, he'd probably want them gone too. He considers the strange polygonal creature]

Hmm...I may, yes. But what is their temperament like?

[A brown nose pokes itself up at the camera, snuffles busily and then a pink tongue swipes across it, leaving the view a bit smeared. A sound of appropriately-affronted stewardly DISGUST later, and the lens is being wiped clean with a cloth] They are better-behaved than Eevees, I hope?

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[holdsleftovers]

[ Watanuki seems to catch on that, and sighs. ]

I'm sorry, that was a bit forward of me, wasn't it? [ He motions to Akiba, floating close by. ] Well, they're definitely not messy...they don't breathe, or drink, or eat, or sleep. Akiba here is usually calm and obedient, though it does have its moments--

[ cue cheerful beeping! ] --and that's about it. They have no gender, either, so unless you have a Ditto, you don't have to worry about...

[ He gestures to the pile. ]