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[holdyourtongues]

I don't like to promote team gayness, but everyone on our team owes Ty Conklin whatever favors he requests. We sent him out to get slaughtered, hung him out to dry, watched them harvest his organs. In the third, he just looked at me as if to say "Why me?" and I had to pull him. Let Steve "The Hair" Valiquette take some of the raping

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[ethanmoreau]

Give Ales to Ty. Maybe they can be... uh... weird together. Or something.

And I hate you, by the way. Be proud.

[holdyourtongues]

I'm trying to reward Ty for playing well, not make his life miserable.

Really? Was it the bag skate? Or the names I called you while you were doing it?

[ethanmoreau]

I was assuming liking Ales was an American thing. I mean, look at Todd!

Oh, you know I just love bag skates. I think I'm actually going to blame you for my having to save Ales, because the names are just losing a bit of that old passion.