It's melting.

Let the countdown to golf begin.

I haven't been this happy since... last golf season.

I will give up drinking and hate crimes if the weather can just get hot soon.

Well, maybe not ALL hate crimes. Once golf starts, the way I beat Simmer mercilessly day in and day out practically IS a hate crime.

This man's head is abnormally rectangular.


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Kev got me a daytimer for Christmas. What a crappy gift, Kev. Thanks. I got him an ugly tie. We have nearly a 20 year history of crappy gifts between us. It's a tradition ( Read more... )

Ask ONE question. Post this. Whatever. I'm trying to be supportive of your gaymo team efforts. Sensitivity training is working, I guess.

( I haven't decided yet if it's better or worse than coaching fucking 11 year olds. )

A year ago tonight my ass was really cold.

Fuck you.

Bring it back.

Fuck you I have two weeks. I'm MacT dammit. I work on no timeline but my own. And K-Lowe's. And usually the NHL schedule ( Read more... )

It's not the shoes, Kev.

Although, if I were losery enough to hang out with you under normal circumstances, those shoes would be enough to make me stop that.

You gaymos need to stop dressing K-Lowe.

Rather than waste time learning names, I decided to rename all of the rookies after the number they wear on the ice. But then I was trying to get 52 to do something for a drill and numbers 50 and 2 started doing the same thing. So now I am renaming them again, after old ladies. Ester and Mildred had an excellent ice time today. Doris could use some ( Read more... )

I made you an icon because us coaches have got to stick together. It might need resizing, but without further ado...


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