come home soon
come home soon
kitten!luhan&minseok, yifan/yixing, 432words
filling this prompt for exopromptmeme
-bc i dont know how to write properly english (lol) i ended up turning this into... smth like chat? /failed
Xingxing: How are my babies?
Fan: You’re not going to ask how’s me?
Fan: I’m not good by the way.
Fan: I can’t sleep because /your babies/ are cuddling on our bed.
Fan: How’s your camp?
Xingxing: Oh com’on, ge! You know I miss you the most.
Xingxing: I’m going home tomorrow.
Xingxing: The camp is amazing! I wish you were here with me.
Xingxing: Ah, have Minseok eat?
Fan: I don’t even know which Luhan and which Minseok. They both look exactly same!
Fan: And, no. None of them had their meals yet.
Fan: They’re busy.
Fan: I mean, cuddling.
Fan: All over the time.
Fan: Which I can’t do even though I want it so bad because you’re /so far away/.
Xingxing: You can tell which Luhan is right away, tho. He is very, literally very very v e r y hyperactive.
Xingxing: Minseok is the calm one.
Xingxing: Now, move them slowly from bed and feed them! I don’t want to come home only to find my babies are dead because of you!
Fan: Okay.
Fan: But promise me we’ll cuddle once you’re home.
Fan: Ah, I can see.
Fan: What you mean by hyperactive is him licking and biting the other kitten? Ck, Luhan is bullying MInseok, you know.
Xingxing: Hey, it isn’t bullying! For cats, it’s called love.
Fan: So, Luhan loves Minseok?
Fan: I really don’t understand cat’s world.
Fan: Ok, now Luhan is out from bed.
Fan: Aw, your Minseok is such a cute boy! He crawls down to the floor by himself!
Fan: OH SHIT LUHAN IS ATTACKING HIM
Fan: AND HE’S SITTING ON HIM
Fan: NOW MINSEOK CANNOT MOVE AT ALL
Fan: NO THIS IS SO NOT LOVE. THIS IS BULLYING
Fan: WAIT
Fan: HE’S SNUGGLE OVER MINSEOK?
Fan: HE’S LICKING ALL OVER MINSEOK’S BODY?
Fan: IS THIS CAT PORN?
Fan: MY EYES. SHIT
Xingxing: I KNEW IT! Luhan must be in love with Minseok since I brought him home!
Xingxing: Ah, I wish I can see they’re snuggled. I’ve been waiting for this moment!!!
Xingxing: Finally my babies are growing up /sobs
Fan: ASDFGHJKL ZHANG YIXING LUHAN IS FUCKING MINSEOK RIGHT NOW
Fan: HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS
Xingxing: OH MY GOD
Xingxing: That’s not fucking, Wu Yifan. That’s mating!
Xingxing: I can’t believe they’re in mating session right now.
Xingxing: I mean… I’m a proud mama :”)
Xingxing: Ge?
Xingxing: Are you still there?
Xingxing: Ge?
Xingxing: Are you okay?
Fan: …
Fan: Just…
Fan: Come home soon.
Xingxing: Hmm?
Fan: I need my mating session with you too.
kitten!luhan&minseok, yifan/yixing, 432words
filling this prompt for exopromptmeme
-bc i dont know how to write properly english (lol) i ended up turning this into... smth like chat? /failed
Xingxing: How are my babies?
Fan: You’re not going to ask how’s me?
Fan: I’m not good by the way.
Fan: I can’t sleep because /your babies/ are cuddling on our bed.
Fan: How’s your camp?
Xingxing: Oh com’on, ge! You know I miss you the most.
Xingxing: I’m going home tomorrow.
Xingxing: The camp is amazing! I wish you were here with me.
Xingxing: Ah, have Minseok eat?
Fan: I don’t even know which Luhan and which Minseok. They both look exactly same!
Fan: And, no. None of them had their meals yet.
Fan: They’re busy.
Fan: I mean, cuddling.
Fan: All over the time.
Fan: Which I can’t do even though I want it so bad because you’re /so far away/.
Xingxing: You can tell which Luhan is right away, tho. He is very, literally very very v e r y hyperactive.
Xingxing: Minseok is the calm one.
Xingxing: Now, move them slowly from bed and feed them! I don’t want to come home only to find my babies are dead because of you!
Fan: Okay.
Fan: But promise me we’ll cuddle once you’re home.
Fan: Ah, I can see.
Fan: What you mean by hyperactive is him licking and biting the other kitten? Ck, Luhan is bullying MInseok, you know.
Xingxing: Hey, it isn’t bullying! For cats, it’s called love.
Fan: So, Luhan loves Minseok?
Fan: I really don’t understand cat’s world.
Fan: Ok, now Luhan is out from bed.
Fan: Aw, your Minseok is such a cute boy! He crawls down to the floor by himself!
Fan: OH SHIT LUHAN IS ATTACKING HIM
Fan: AND HE’S SITTING ON HIM
Fan: NOW MINSEOK CANNOT MOVE AT ALL
Fan: NO THIS IS SO NOT LOVE. THIS IS BULLYING
Fan: WAIT
Fan: HE’S SNUGGLE OVER MINSEOK?
Fan: HE’S LICKING ALL OVER MINSEOK’S BODY?
Fan: IS THIS CAT PORN?
Fan: MY EYES. SHIT
Xingxing: I KNEW IT! Luhan must be in love with Minseok since I brought him home!
Xingxing: Ah, I wish I can see they’re snuggled. I’ve been waiting for this moment!!!
Xingxing: Finally my babies are growing up /sobs
Fan: ASDFGHJKL ZHANG YIXING LUHAN IS FUCKING MINSEOK RIGHT NOW
Fan: HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME SEE THIS
Xingxing: OH MY GOD
Xingxing: That’s not fucking, Wu Yifan. That’s mating!
Xingxing: I can’t believe they’re in mating session right now.
Xingxing: I mean… I’m a proud mama :”)
Xingxing: Ge?
Xingxing: Are you still there?
Xingxing: Ge?
Xingxing: Are you okay?
Fan: …
Fan: Just…
Fan: Come home soon.
Xingxing: Hmm?
Fan: I need my mating session with you too.