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[holeysaint]

Fifth time we've shattered the desk this month, that was. Don't tell Fred, but I'm getting a tad doubtful that those exploding buttertarts he so fancies are going to do very well- storage issues and all

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[holeysaint]

Then why not call it a spelling checker? I must say, they're being awfully vague.

[holeysaint]

Mere humans, you say! Mere trolls, is more like it.

[wannabesanta]

Exploring buttertarts? You don't say now...

[holeysaint]

Actually, it's exploding buttertarts, but exploring buttertarts sounds like a most smashing suggestion.

[wannabesanta]

It does. Doesn't it now?

But how much do they exploded, exactly? Do you get more bang for your buck? :D

[holeysaint]

See no need to be bashful about it.

Plenty- care to try one sometime?

[canhaswrenchpls]

Exploding... buttertarts? And apples? You remind me of my youth. How are you blowing them up?

The Guild might complain, but they really admire your enthusiastic attitude.

[holeysaint]

Pears would work just as well, I suppose. Might tell you how if you explain the function of this Guild you mentioned.

[canhaswrenchpls]

The Goblin Engineer's Guild? We're an organisation of similar-minded Goblins grouping together to set the standards and prices for blowing things up, train others to blow things up, research new ways of blowing things up and look after each others' interests while blowing things up. Some members might try and tell you a different story, but they're being too orthodox and unimaginative and not cutting-edge like me.

Grapes are fun to blow up. You get an interesting grapeshot effect. And you could sell it as some kind of grape-pressing technique to winemakers...

[holeysaint]

So you're a Guild that blows things up.