Ooh, paper!
*finds a letter in his mailbox* That's funny. I never get mail.
*rips open the envelope*
*reads*
'Hi Cousin Holfast. And Lily says to say hi nephew Holfast. Would you please let me write the letter now? Thank you.'
*blinks, reads on*
Ahem. Hi, Cousin and Nephew Holfast. This letter is for you from me, Merin, and Lily. I thought, even though we've never met, I should send you a letter and say hi.
'Lily says that the letter would be a lot better if she wrote it, but she's wrong. (Am Not!) Are too! Give me that!
'Sorry, had to get the pen back. Anyways. So, how are you? I'm pretty good. I used to be a little bit bigger than a baby, and then I fell in the Brandywine, so now I'm an adult. (Are Not. You're Just A Teen.) Lily, stop stealing the pen, thank you.
'I don't know if you've ever heard of me, but I'm your Uncle Merry's son, and my dam is Smaug the dragon, so I have wings and I can fly and I just learned I could turn into a dragon, too. Pretty neat, huh? (I Like It When You Give Me Rides-) Lily! Come on, please. I'll let you write in a minute.
'Well, anyways, I'm staying with Aunt Elly right now, out at the Undertowers. Maybe you should come visit. I think she'd like that, but I'll ask first. Hope you're doing well.
'Here, now you can write.
'Thank You, Merin. Hi, Holfast, I'm Your Aunt Lily. Merin Came And Got Me and I'm Visiting Here With Him. You Should Come Visit Too. Merin Gives Very Good Rides, And He's Very Tall, So He Can Get The Apples From The Top Part Of The Tree Without Climbing. Write Me Back Please. Love, Lily.
'Hope to hear from you soon,
Merin.'
*blinks a lot more* I think I'm confused.
*rips open the envelope*
*reads*
'Hi Cousin Holfast. And Lily says to say hi nephew Holfast. Would you please let me write the letter now? Thank you.'
*blinks, reads on*
Ahem. Hi, Cousin and Nephew Holfast. This letter is for you from me, Merin, and Lily. I thought, even though we've never met, I should send you a letter and say hi.
'Lily says that the letter would be a lot better if she wrote it, but she's wrong. (Am Not!) Are too! Give me that!
'Sorry, had to get the pen back. Anyways. So, how are you? I'm pretty good. I used to be a little bit bigger than a baby, and then I fell in the Brandywine, so now I'm an adult. (Are Not. You're Just A Teen.) Lily, stop stealing the pen, thank you.
'I don't know if you've ever heard of me, but I'm your Uncle Merry's son, and my dam is Smaug the dragon, so I have wings and I can fly and I just learned I could turn into a dragon, too. Pretty neat, huh? (I Like It When You Give Me Rides-) Lily! Come on, please. I'll let you write in a minute.
'Well, anyways, I'm staying with Aunt Elly right now, out at the Undertowers. Maybe you should come visit. I think she'd like that, but I'll ask first. Hope you're doing well.
'Here, now you can write.
'Thank You, Merin. Hi, Holfast, I'm Your Aunt Lily. Merin Came And Got Me and I'm Visiting Here With Him. You Should Come Visit Too. Merin Gives Very Good Rides, And He's Very Tall, So He Can Get The Apples From The Top Part Of The Tree Without Climbing. Write Me Back Please. Love, Lily.
'Hope to hear from you soon,
Merin.'
*blinks a lot more* I think I'm confused.