nebulia; This Was Not Part of the Plan (Again); T/PG-13

[nebulia]

Title: This Was Not Part of the Plan (Again)
Author: nebulia
Summary: Dinosaurs. Oh, fuck, run.
Rating: T, for language
AN: Hands down, this is the crackiest thing I have ever written and posted somewhere where people could read it, and, in fact, I even make an angsty part of Rou a stupid joke. Consider yourself warned. Also, all three dinosaurs lived in

Comments

[evil_whimsey]

This is the greatest, mightiest crack I have ever seen. This is the apogee of crack. The very highest form of the art.

I love how Doumeki, Master of Deadpan, is so clearly ready to wet himself with joy, as evidenced by him spouting chapter and verse from the "Big Book of Huge Fucking Dinosaurs" and saying, "Huh," a lot.

I love how the solution that gets them home is Shoot The Dinosaur In The Face.

I love how "...and they are sitting in a mud puddle in the cretaceous era next to a dinosaur nest with a sleeping velociraptor six feet away and this is their lives, all the time oh my god... is the truest thing I have ever read.

And murder is not in Yuuko's destiny. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean oh jeez that's almost macabre.

...actually no, I really do mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MY HEART IS YOURS, WHERE SHALL I MAIL IT?

[evil_whimsey]

Oh, and also this: "When you stop being an idiot and also when you stop falling out of windows, you can lecture me on being careful."

I want to marry Doumeki for those words. But then that might preclude him marrying Watanuki, so I will not start pledging my troth just yet.

[zeldas]

Ahahaha oh, this was, wow. I don't even know how to describe it. Pure Yuuko, our Doumeki and your inner Watanuki, they make some of the best crack ever. It brightened up my day, thank you :*

[anonymous]

How did I miss this when it was posted!? Watanuki and Doumeki versus dinosaurs! In-character crack! It's brilliant.

Spiegel