I hate stupid girls.

So when God created Woman, he gave her three breasts. Woman found this inconvenient, and asked him to get rid of one of them. So he pulls off the third boob, and so sayeth He: "What shall I do with this useless boob?"

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Holy shit. I was on the bus today and there was this woman with a baby stroller and she screamed at the bus driver for not lowering the ramp for her when she got off. She was like "I shouldn't have to ask. It's your job. You should always do it." Like..WTF? Not everyone is a lazy bitch like you and needs a ramp. If you can't lift your stroller half ( Read more... )

So I finally got my licence today. I was so nervous. It's so weird to think that I can drive now.

Ugg...people make me mad. I don't understand them sometimes.

Anyway....not much else going on.

When I thought I knew you.
Thinking that you were true.I miss work. School just kinda sucks. I like my classes, but I miss being at work. I don't miss Nancy, but I like working. My mum didn't get that job. She was pretty upset. It makes me so mad. ( Read more... )

Just saw Trailer Park Boys with Travis and Lee. It was an awesome movie. It was so funny. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. Travis and Lee desided that Sean is Bubbles, Lee is Julian and Travis is Ricky...which makes me Lucy. You know, expect I'm not a stripping slut.

Then we drove out to Sanford for some reason. I don't know why.


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http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1709126

Watch it.

They see me roll on my Segway. I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy.

Happy 20th Birthday Jess

Another day at work....another crazy customer ( Read more... )