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[hollikins]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tartare sauce!

1. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of tartare sauce!
2. Tartare sauce was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
3. Medieval knights put the skin of tartare sauce on their sword handles to improve the grip.
4. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to tartare sauce.
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Comments

[beauvoir]

Are you still being stalked by the unwashed man from the post office?

[hollikins]

Lol! yes! He got me a Christmas present! :S That's a whole year of stalkage. A new record.

[beauvoir]

You could go out with him just the once.

[hollikins]

I think not... I might get ass raped.

Also I think that might possibly upset Joe...

[butcher_bourne]

"I had fun. Which surprised me, as I don't usually have a fantastic time when I go out."

cheers!

[hollikins]

Hayley... The "I had a fun weekend" was including Thursday & Sunday. You know I don't get happy pissed often. Foooooool, you know I burger you! x x x x x x

[koistabubble]

Pike, pike, pike...with tartare sssaaauuuuucccceeee

[hollikins]

PIIIIIIIIKE!

[ostego_undead]

You were so ape dancing too!!!! My Birthday ruled XD

[hollikins]

Lolz, twas muchos fun! Yay for ape dancing!