an open letter to Bumble

[holloheadedhmst]

I hope you are not dead. It is difficult to tell, as you are currently encased in a cocoon, but it seems like you may have dried up, and also that your head has fallen off. You've been in there for over two months now, with no signs of changing for many weeks. I hope this is not my fault for knocking over the water bottle you so wisely decided to

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[benefitofmrkite]

In China they use cocoons for medicine.

That was a heartfelt message, but I think it is time for a funeral. Missing heads can be a sign of death.

[benefitofmrkite]

In another note, open letters are so much fun. I think if I were a celebrity that wasn't that important/cool anymore, I'd make in onto Perez Hilton all the time by writing open letters to stupid celebrities. Everyone loves putting their unnecessary and completely irrelevant two cents in!

(I'm 18 in less than a half hour!)