Where the sun don’t shine

[hollow_eyes]

When I was born I came out ass first. My father, a television evangelist, was not amused. Years later, on her death bed, my mother told me that my god fearing conservative father suffered and epiphany that day, as he tried to reason where an ass faced child could fit into the kingdom of the lord. She told me, that the moment my placenta stained

Comments

[fotia]

haha GOLD

[wdytoab]

You wrote that?? Did you??

[hollow_eyes]

yes

[zomblyn]

assface lol one of my friends used to say that all the time

[skais]

That's really well done Dillon. Good job on not over-advectiving.