Your darkest secret is:You have gotten so drunk that you forgot your sexual orientation


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well, I'm about to head out on my great thanksgiving trip, which includes a 4 hour ride to DFW on my Bike, and my mom called to inform me that the temprature is gonna be about 25 degrees out tonight. And I'm on a motorcycle. Doing 75. That puts a wind chill factor to about -10 degrees ( Read more... )

So, I was listening to CNN at work today, and they were doing a story on this.
Must have been a slow news day. Anyway, they were doing some on-the-street consumer interviews, and one of the women they interviewed said something veri....interesting.

Brace yourself....

"I like theese trees, they're less christian than other trees ( Read more... )

My phone is disconnected because I'm flat broke. I get paid again on thursday, so you can start calling then

Oh man, today has sucked like none other ( Read more... )

okay, in part of my eagerness to get that whole Frank N Furter costume for Halloween, I actually did order a pair of size 16 high heels.

...they arrived today.

Great, no I HAVE to go to Austin, otherwise I just blew $50.

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Well, first of all, I managed to get my motorcycle liscence! Yay! Now I'm finally able to legally do what I've been doing for the past 2 months ( Read more... )

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Man, they keep offering me overtime at work, and I could use the money, and I've really got nothing or nobody else to do with my time, but I just don't wanna. I think that makes me an unmotivated bastard ( Read more... )