Assault and Battery [text]

Sep 03, 2011 06:56

To the guests and retainers of Deior, Lord of Holloway's Keep ( Read more... )

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 04:34:48 UTC
[A tiny bow and arrow carefully appears and you already KNOW who read that. If Equius had the ability to laugh without forcing himself to, you'd hear it.]

D --> You what

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Re: Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 04:47:29 UTC
ii wa2n't TALKIING two you.

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 05:24:27 UTC
D --> Very well but it would be best to watch that attitude if they apparently punish you for such unr001y behavior

[HAHAHA BURN. Equius slams his journal shut triumphantly.

...

And then reopens it, like an idiot]

D --> Why is your writing such a putrid color while mine must be restricted to a just as distasteful one

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Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 05:26:24 UTC
becau2e they liike me better.

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 05:32:59 UTC
D --> Are you serious

[THAT IS SUCH BIAS THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW EQUIUS WELL ENOUGH TO NOT LIKE HIM BETTER]

D --> That is abso100tly ridiculous

[Not to mention completely unfair.]

D --> Why would they like a rude troublemaker like you better that is preposterous
D --> Fine I will make due with this color for now
D --> I am already starting to like it

[He absolutely hates it. It's completely obvious and Equius is going to throw a fit as soon as he slams his journal shut.]

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Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 05:47:25 UTC
*Ehehehe.*

your 2weat ii2 two much trouble two clean up, they'll never liike you.

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 06:15:53 UTC
D --> Ill have you know that a simple towel would suffice
D --> I am not even going to argue with you on the matter

[WHATEVER SOLLUX, EQUIUS IS DONE TALKING TO YOU.]

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Re: Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 06:18:53 UTC
a 2iimple towel? you go through half the towel2 iin the keep iin a day.

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 06:28:23 UTC
D --> I hardly think they would be so f001ish enough as to keep such a feeble amount of towels here
D --> You dont know what kind of absorbent resources I may find in this keep
D --> Are you just saying these things to get at me

[Equius is beginning to see with his QUICK WIT AND MENTAL GENIUS.]

D --> I think you are just trying to bother me now

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Re: Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 06:30:49 UTC
*He knew Equius wasn't done talking to him.*

no, ii'm warniing you about the fact that you'll have two 2tart reu2iing towel2 2oon.

ii would never do anythiing of the 2ort, how dare you accu2e me of iit.

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 06:43:11 UTC
D --> I only use the cleanest of towels Captor we both know this
D --> If a towel crisis were to be reached I am sure I will devise a brilliant plan to obtain more but until then I neednt worry

[Thanks to Nepeta, Equius knows NEVER TO TRUST YOU AGAIN EVER AGAIN SOLLUX.]

D --> And you are a liar
D --> Gaining the keeps favor indeed

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Re: Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 06:46:01 UTC
you can get more from the woolbea2t2 on the ground2 iif you ask them niicely, but iif you punch them your fii2t2 wiill get 2tuck.

ehehehe, have fun wiith the quiillbea2t.

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Text b100b100dbeast September 3 2011, 06:53:14 UTC
D --> I suppose your humor was directed at that incident with the snow creation
D --> That will not happen again and I have told you I was testing my tolerance to the cold
D --> I will look into these beasts of wool though
D --> And this quillbeast

[The hunt is on.]

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Re: Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 06:53:54 UTC
fiine, iignore my warniing2, you'll be 2orry.

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Text purrtndyfuntms September 3 2011, 06:16:09 UTC
[Sorry Sollux, but you can't make her moirail mad! If he gets mad, he'll hit things. And then he'll get punished, and she won't let that happen.]

:33 < sollux is just purrtending

:33 < to get colored text you have to use a purrticular kind of quill

:33 < from the quillbeast! :33

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Re: Text thii2ii22tupiid September 3 2011, 06:21:23 UTC
you're no fun.

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