And here it is: the update.

Aug 03, 2005 16:06

I’ve been a total useless tit these past few weeks, pumping out an impressive combination of curd and bullshit ( Read more... )

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theunquietnight August 4 2005, 13:07:50 UTC
Frankenstein sentences LOL, I like that.

Good thing Jim is a good sport about getting schooled in basketball by a woman :-P

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holls_cvfounder August 4 2005, 13:33:20 UTC
I was momentarily stumped at how to convey the fact that my sentences were a hodge-podge of words that didn't make sense when Frankenstein popped into my head - which thankfully also conveyed the gruesome and freak nature of the sentences.

And Jim is used to me schooling him in physical activities - the only thing he has me beat on (so far, of course) is mountain biking - at which I am a disaster.

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foleyolio August 4 2005, 18:26:08 UTC
i would have kicked both your asses

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Bitch please foxynatty August 5 2005, 16:33:31 UTC
Lady Luck fickle?

She rides a purple unicorn and dresses in flowey mauve dress and goes around teasing people and manipulate them into buying a lottery ticket where they have a next to nil chance to win.
She's not fickle, she's a manipulative fairy (double meaning all over this one) who needs to be arrestd by the fashion police.

Mouse? ah that's kind of cute. Minnie Mouse? no too feminine and a push over. Muffy Mouse from Today's special sounds more like you, since she spends her time rhyming and running around.

Basketball? umm are there points for sitting on the sidelines and cheering? no? then i'm out. if shoving and pushing hot dudes against the walls, there is not point to playing.

But I bet it would be an entertaining site to see you running around the court and Jimmy running after you.

cheers and TGIF
natty

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Impressive... very impressive egyptian_gold August 9 2005, 17:20:39 UTC
Hun, if ever there was a post that summed you up to a tee, this is it.

Can you not just picture the 'nasty little bitch' laughing hysterically to the point of tears, spewing out insults and Frankenstein sentences - often all simultaneously - while kicking ass one day, and stepping in vomit the next.

It's picture perfect Holls... well at least in my head.

Cheers!

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