A few inevitable truths of my own existence.egyptian_goldSeptember 12 2005, 00:26:52 UTC
Having a condom slip or break can make for a really long month ahead of you.
Acquaintances are a plenty, true friends one in a million - if you're lucky.
Peanut butter is generally ok, but it's great when you're high. Same goes for five alive, fruitopia, spring rolls, attempting back flips and going down on women.
There will always be those who frown upon me and others for even mentioning oral sex and food in the same sentence. Fuck you. Sideways.
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:: Sorry about your hip. I get carried away sometimes.
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:: I'm struggling with my desire for a drink.
:: All work and no play makes Jack a very dull boy.
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Acquaintances are a plenty, true friends one in a million - if you're lucky.
Peanut butter is generally ok, but it's great when you're high. Same goes for five alive, fruitopia, spring rolls, attempting back flips and going down on women.
There will always be those who frown upon me and others for even mentioning oral sex and food in the same sentence. Fuck you. Sideways.
Cheers!
Steve
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