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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
On my earlobe - I pretty much sliced it off falling off of a bed when i was one or two.
2. WHAT DOES YOUR CELL PHONE LOOK LIKE?
It's got a screen. And buttons. Probably an earpiece.
3. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO?
Anything that doesn't make my ears bleed.
4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
5:17 pm (17:17, military time)
5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
My bed.
6. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
The summer after grade nine.
7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
My phone. Or le truck rose.
8. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Anything baked (as in, like bread or cookies or whatever. Not as in stoned).
9. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Only on the 45 bus when I'm crammed between two giant Italian guys.
10. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
No, I like the dark. It's hangover-friendly.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME TO WEAR?
FCUK Her or Chymara from the Body Shop.
12. WHAT KIND OF HAIR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Pretty much anything, as long as there's no gel-induced wet-head involved.
13. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO/AT?
Anywhere, it doesn't really matter. As long as it's not anything dirty.
14. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS?
One of each, several times daily.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pepperoni, but only when it's on top of the cheese and kind of goes crispy.
16. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Mashed potatoes. Seriously, just a big ol' bowl of potatoes.
17. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD?
uhh my manager, I asked for a week and a half off.
18. DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE?
Remedial french.
19. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU (OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)?
Callum gave me a heart-shaped box of chocolates for valentine's day in grade six. I was scared to bring them home for some reason so I went to Steph Keller's house and made everyone eat them with me.
20. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
That's pretty much my rule of thumb - I seem to attract people who live at least two hours away.
21. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
Doing something ridiculously normal that you know the other person will love.
22. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
I refuse to answer this question.
23. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes.
24. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN?
Home. Or Steph.
25. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?
The person in every single class who thinks that they're God's gift to the fuckin universe. The one that constantly asks questions and brings up assinine stories from their past that only barely connect with the lecture material. Commonly found in the front-row, middle seat of EVERY lecture hall.
26. HAS ANYONE EVER SPIT ON U?
Not intentionally. But I knew a guy who could fling spitballs off of the elastics on his braces in grade five.
27. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
A great smile and anything on sale.
28. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST JOB?
Babysitting. First "official" job was as a cashier at Toys R Us.
29. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Probably some dumb shit in elementary school.
30. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS SURVEY?
Watching the Office and eating soup.
31. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE?
New penis.
32. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS SURVEY?
I dunno. An older kid told me it was cool.
33. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair and/or eyes. Or my sense of humour.
34. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL?
Start brewing some prison style ale...bread and water in a tube sock.
35. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Seeing as my birthday's still 10 months from now...I have no clue.
36. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Probably none. Maybe one.
37. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A plant.
38. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
Not usually. I wish on the shreddies that are still attached.
39. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE?
Left index. Or 'peter pointer', if you will.
40. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?
At alpha dog...how odd.
41. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
usually. sometimes I have to run across campus and by the time I start writing notes my hand is shaking so it gets a little screwed up.
42. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
smoked meat.
43. ANY BAD HABITS?
I use q-tips obsessively. And wear out catchphrases to the point of annoyance.
44. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD YOU OWN?
Pussycat Dolls.
45. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably not.
46. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Yeah. If you can't stand how a person looks, how's that relationship going to work out? I couldn't even be friends with a person who had like, a cock-eye, cause that's all I would be able to focus on and I'd never be able to finish a conversation.
47. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
Sarcasm. Or taking it out on other people.
48. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?
Steph's room or John's place.
49. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY?
Yes, probably too much.
50. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Totally hair barbie.
51. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Sarcasm is my only form of communicating.
52. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT?
Yes
53. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Well, he has to be taller than me, for one thing. And have a good sense of humour, and be able to carry on a decent conversation.
54. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Hollyhock, cooter, ping.
55. DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Heck no.
56. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Caramel Cashew Toffee Crunch...that's a longass name.
57. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE COLORS?
Blue and purple.
58. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE?
All of them.
59. WHO/WHAT DO YOU MISS MOST RIGHT NOW?
Warmth. And my doggins, buster.
60. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
I wouldn't wish this Goddamn survey on anyone. I've still got forty questions to go.
61. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Jay Leeeeeno. On the television box.
62. LAST THING YOU ATE?
Half a tuna sandwich, a bowl of minestrone soup and some milk.
63. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Dave.
64. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE PREFERRED SEX?
Height.
65. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Calgary, Alberta
66. SCARIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Almost getting a branch through the jugular in foxhollow ravine.
67. FAVORITE DRINK?
Non-alcoholic? Coke. Alcoholic? Tracksuit.
68. FAVORITE JOKE?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
69. FAVORITE SPORT?
Hockey
70. YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Dark Brown
71. YOUR EYE COLOR?
Green/brown
72. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
Yes, but usually contacts.
73. SIBLINGS?
1, John.
74. FAVORITE MONTH?
May or December.
75. YOU LIKE SUSHI?
No. It's pretty much the most pretentious food ever made.
76. LAST THING YOU WATCHED
Ugly Betty.
77. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR
April 22nd.
78. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Only when I'm sober.
79.SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer's looking pretty amazing right now.
80. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.
81. WHO DO YOU SECRETLY LOVE?
Dane Cook. Only, not-so-secretly.
82. FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT?
Over my head by the Fray.
83. LAKE OR OCEAN?
Lake. But only if there's no pool available.
84. BIGGEST TURNOFF?
Guys who correct other people about insignificant stuff.
85. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
No idea.
86. LAST KISS:
Last saturday.
87. LAST TEXT YOU RECIEVED:
"Apple Bottom"
88. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH:
Yes.
89. DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE IN PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW:
Yes.
90. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME:
Atticus, from to kill a mockingbird.
91. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED/ ARE ATTENDING:
Sir Frederick Banting/St Pius X
92. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
At home, on the couch.
93. ARE YOU SMILING:
No, I'm alone. I'd look like a nutcase if I were smiling.
94. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING:
Belle socks, purple plaid pyjama pants, skull tank, SPX hoodie.
95. ARE YOU IN LOVE:
No.
96. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE:
Beauty and the Beast.
97. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG:
I couldn't pick one.
99. EVER BEEN DRUNK:
No, I'm straight edge.
....NOT.
100. PLAN ON GETTING DRUNK SOON:
Tomorrow. Or maybe Saturday.