i  feel so dirty...i just witnessed two daddy long legs mating in my porch...interesting...

 Dining is and always was a great artistic opportunity. - Frank Lloyd Wright

 goddamn you are so fucking spoiled and ignorant.

oh my i am very nervous about tomorrow and the weekend...le'sigh, here comes another anxiety attack.

all will be splendid though.

 oh yes. oh yes indeed. looking forward to this upcoming thursday through the weekend. should be grandtacular. hopefully a good kick in the arse for me ( Read more... )

it has not even been a week at home and i have already become bloated and fat...fucking hell. what is it? is there something in the air? is someone shoving lard down my throat in my sleep?

i don't want to deal with this

just applied to mesh...we'll see

that's right. i made a guinness chocolate cake. in a perfect world i would be presenting you with a piece of it right now with a dollop of freshly whipped cream with a sprig of mint in it and dusted with powdered sugar. served with none other than a glass of guiness or an irish coffee. but you're not here, so i guess i just have to eat it all ( Read more... )

anthony bourdain doesn't know how to eat skyline chili

feet really freak me out if i stare at them too long...those toes...i just don't  know. i feel like an alien when i move them around too much. weird how different everyone's are.

...i guess anything freaks me out when i stare at it too long...