Bobby 1 vs Bobby 2
syllabilities: Hi.
port expLoit: hi
port expLoit: who are you
syllabilities: Who are you?
port expLoit: i asked you first
syllabilities: I'm Bobby.
syllabilities: Who are you?
port expLoit: i am bobby too
syllabilities: Bobby 2*
syllabilities: You're like my clone.
port expLoit: i know
port expLoit: we should be brothers
syllabilities: No, you should be my clone.
syllabilities: I was the original.
syllabilities: You were made in my image.
port expLoit: i am the original
port expLoit: i was from matrix revolutions
syllabilities: Don't nerd up this conversation.
syllabilities: You're Bobby 2, remember?
syllabilities: Stifle.
port expLoit: you're high on meth
port expLoit: i am bobby 1
syllabilities: I'm high on life.
syllabilities: You're the second.
syllabilities: Don't get it confused.
syllabilities: Gee willickers.
port expLoit: i am the first
syllabilities: So now you're a liar?
syllabilities: You agreed you were my clone earlier.
port expLoit: you ever look at a number 1 closely?
port expLoit: it's not really a 1
syllabilities: Sure it is.
syllabilities: Otherwise that was a typo.
syllabilities: So, what's going on, 2?
port expLoit: the 2 is really a 0
port expLoit: that would make me first
syllabilities: That would make you nothingess.
syllabilities: I'll agree with you on that.
syllabilities: What are you doing 2morrow?
port expLoit: that makes me absolutely
syllabilities: Haha, get it?
syllabilities: 2morrow.
syllabilities: Absolutely nothing.
port expLoit: i see it
syllabilities: Zero isn't a number, 2.
syllabilities: Zero is a void.
port expLoit: zero is the start
port expLoit: you should know that
syllabilities: One is the start.
port expLoit: you code in vb
port expLoit: don't you
syllabilities: It started with me.
syllabilities: Do you like knowing that you're not as smart as I am?
syllabilities: What's that like for you?
port expLoit: you can believe what you wish
port expLoit: 0 is the basis
port expLoit: you'd know 0 is where it starts
port expLoit: any number system
syllabilities: Nah.
syllabilities: Zero is relative to one.
syllabilities: Zero means nothing.
syllabilities: Count to zero for me.
port expLoit: do you even do computer progamming?
syllabilities: I do life programming.
syllabilities: Zero is a void in your life.
syllabilities: You're number 2.
syllabilities: Hi, again, 2.
port expLoit: i am number 2 you're talking to nothing
port expLoit: but i am 0
port expLoit: so i am before you are
port expLoit: high number 1
port expLoit: meet your first
port expLoit: 0
syllabilities: Oh, you're the nonexistent platform for which I exist on.
syllabilities: Okay, I'll agree with you there.
syllabilities: That just means you're below my level.
syllabilities: I like the way you think.
port expLoit: yes you're talking to something that doesn't exist
syllabilities: Maybe we should be brothers.
port expLoit: how does that make you feel
syllabilities: Makes me feel special.
port expLoit: to be talking to your absolute core
syllabilities: My capabilities are endless.
port expLoit: i am glad
syllabilities: Good.
syllabilities: You should be.
syllabilities: This is a glorious moment.
syllabilities: You're talking what you would like to amount out to being.
syllabilities: How does that make you feel?
port expLoit: i am not talking about what i would be
port expLoit: i am the absolute
port expLoit: which would be 0
syllabilities: Absolute zero?
syllabilities: Oh, okay.
port expLoit: yes
syllabilities: At least I know I'm hotter than you.
syllabilities: Get it?
port expLoit: how does it make you feel that i am smarter than you are
port expLoit: i get it
syllabilities: Nah, didn't make sense.
syllabilities: Let's exploit some ports, 2.
syllabilities: Want to?
port expLoit: i don't see a 2
port expLoit: i see a 0
syllabilities: You don't see.
syllabilities: Get it?
port expLoit: i c the revolutoins of c, do you c it the way i c it?
port expLoit: how does it feel that i am smarter than you are
syllabilities: It would probably make me feel like less of the original if you were smarter than me.
syllabilities: Whew.
syllabilities: Glad that isn't the case.
syllabilities: Get it?
syllabilities: How does it make you feel to know that I am smarter than you?
syllabilities: Where's your wit?
port expLoit: how would you want to feel if i was smarter than you?
syllabilities: I wouldn't feel, because it would exist you truly are zero.
syllabilities: wouldn't exist, even.
port expLoit: it's eating a steak and talking to 3 girls
port expLoit: and you
port expLoit: whatever you are
syllabilities: I'm number one.
syllabilities: Did she do your dad?
syllabilities: I hate her.
syllabilities: Do you?
port expLoit: you're her
port expLoit: aren't you
syllabilities: We should gang up on her.
syllabilities: Who?
syllabilities: I'm the original.
port expLoit: that girl
syllabilities: I'm this guy.
syllabilities: Bobby.
syllabilities: The original.
port expLoit: i don't believ in a bobby
syllabilities: You stated you were my clone.
syllabilities: Self-esteem issues?
port expLoit: i am bobby
port expLoit: you're not bobby
syllabilities: How does it make you feel to know that I am smarter than you?
syllabilities: You don't believe in Bobby, silly.
port expLoit: yes
syllabilities: You're almost applying reverse psychology on yourself.
syllabilities: How does that make you feel?
port expLoit: this isn't reverse psychology
syllabilities: Not yet.
syllabilities: Almost.
port expLoit: okay i am busy
port expLoit: if you want to cyber
port expLoit: ask someone else
port expLoit: have a good night
syllabilities: Bye, 2. It was fun providing your epiphany.
I found humor in it. And I'm all that counts.