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As you all know I dated both Kevin Downey and Kirk Reigns
Kevin was just an asshole
and Kirk fucked another girl
but youd never guess who they really are
they sure fooled the hell out of me.
Do you know Kevin Downey?
Do you know Kirk Reigns?
Amour x Moi: hey alot of people are tellin me "oh yea Kevin totally convinced Kirk to date patti and they planned out the whole thing like a bet" is that Kevins stupidity or is it for real
Xxafter the rain: it for real
Amour x Moi: so you wasted a month on me cuz of Kevin
Xxafter the rain: yep
Xxafter the rain: cause hes like one of my best frinds and we thouhgt it was pretty funny
Xxafter the rain: plus i didnt get any puss
Amour x Moi: who the hell are you....like this isnt the Kirk i even thought i knew..
Xxafter the rain: this is kiurk douglas raines
Amour x Moi: so let me get this straight....when you started dating me....you already had a plan to cheat on me and dump me in the end?
Xxafter the rain: yep
Xxafter the rain: sorry about that
Xxafter the rain: i thought you were gonna dump me after i cheated on you but the plan didnt work out
Amour x Moi: was it like a bet?
Xxafter the rain: no
Amour x Moi: or just to break my heart for giggles
Xxafter the rain: it was like "hey this would be funny"
Xxafter the rain: member when kev said that he didnt want you dating any of his frineds except me
Amour x Moi: yea..
Xxafter the rain: well you just got punked as fuck
Amour x Moi: so how come you didnt just tell me all of this when you broke up with me
Xxafter the rain: cause i felt bad right then bvut now its just funny
Amour x Moi: What the fuck
Amour x Moi: so breaking my heart is a big fucking kick?
Xxafter the rain: hell yea
Xxafter the rain: in the vag
Amour x Moi: what the hell happened to you
Xxafter the rain: nothing this is how ive always been, you just didnt see it cause it was before we dated
Amour x Moi: would you do that to any girl you dated
Amour x Moi: or was it just me
Xxafter the rain: nah
Xxafter the rain: just you
Amour x Moi: why me then
Xxafter the rain: cuase you broke up with kev and he was pretty pissed
Amour x Moi: if he wasnt such a fucking asshole then i wouldnt of
Amour x Moi: hes such a great friend right? then whyd you make fun of him so much with me
Xxafter the rain: its ok cause kevin gets way hotter chicks now
Amour x Moi: those poor girls.
Xxafter the rain: just to make sure i didnt slip up
Xxafter the rain: i told kevin everything i said
Amour x Moi: why the fuck would you waste a whole month of pretending
Xxafter the rain: cuzzzzzz
Xxafter the rain: me and kevin are criminal masterminds, life partners, and jsut fuckin sweet
Amour x Moi: you must be a fucking good actor cuz you had me fooled
Amour x Moi: dude you never talk like this your either drunk or someones there with you
Xxafter the rain: im all alone, ive been with phil setting up for his party all day
Amour x Moi: then when did you become such a fucking jerk
Xxafter the rain: im not a jerk
Xxafter the rain: your a jerk
Xxafter the rain: this is what happened
Amour x Moi: hahaha what did i ever do to you
Xxafter the rain: you talked shit about kevin
Xxafter the rain: which is hte dumbest thing to say to one of his best friends
Xxafter the rain: so
Amour x Moi: because kevin is a fucking dumbass
Xxafter the rain: i told kevin
Xxafter the rain: and he sed
Xxafter the rain: hey
Xxafter the rain: lets pull something on her
Xxafter the rain: and i thought it was an amazing idea
Xxafter the rain: so we did
Xxafter the rain: and it worked
Amour x Moi: and i did what to deserve all of this?
Xxafter the rain: you talked shit about downey
Xxafter the rain: you dont do that
Amour x Moi: what the fuck is your problem
Xxafter the rain: you
Amour x Moi: i was nothing but fucking wonderful to you
Xxafter the rain: words are jsut words, thats all you offered
Amour x Moi: so i dont put out therefor im a problem?
Amour x Moi: so was all the crying complete acting or did your plan backfire al ittle but and you actually felt bad for smashing my heart
Xxafter the rain: it was laughing so hard
Xxafter the rain: it was so fake
Amour x Moi: i dont want to fucking talk to you anymore but just to set the record straight....you had no feelings for me...you just wanted sex and to laugh with kevin right?
Amour x Moi: it was all for sex kicks and giggles
Xxafter the rain: yes it was
THERES YOUR FUCKING SWEETHEARTS.
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