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[holmescopy]

I can't still be here. The battery shower was the last symbol of this dream. I should be experiencing a mild case of deja vu via an LSD-abusing patient right now.

... Wasteland ibuprofen. Nothing else like it because there is nothing like it.

Comments

[logic_vs_magic]

Hallucinations usually aren't in depth with multiple people's detailed histories. You're not dreaming any of this.

[holmescopy]

This is a lame afterlife.

[logic_vs_magic]

I never died, and the same goes for others here. Looks like you're stuck in denial.

[holmescopy]

You're not the first to leave me a memo.

[gogglor_cometh]

Ooh, does that mean you're a Psychonaut?! 'Cause I don't think you're a muse of a giant mutant lungfish.

Buuuuuut I'm pretty sure this isn't anyone's dream. If it was, the smelling salts would have worked. And if we were in someone's mind, wouldn't it have more... you know, mind thingies?

[holmescopy]

So you think you're in a video game.

[gogglor_cometh]

What? No, what makes you think that?

I guess you're not a Psychonaut, then. Not that it would make any difference if you were. Um, basically I go into people's minds and do stuff, but the smelling salts are supposed to wake you up if you need to get out. But they just smell really bad, so I guess they don't work here.

And this place doesn't even have the basic mind stuff! No cobwebs, vaults, figments... It's way too empty to be someone's mind!

[holmescopy]

You're a Psychonut.

[hatesdad]

Stop complaining! Why don't you start being useful for a change?

[holmescopy]

You're lucky you have the Liar watching your neck. Otherwise my belt would be around it.

[hatesdad]

Like you could! Hmph! And don't call him a liar!

[staticnotsound]

Figured over a week being here might hint you in the direction that this isn't a dream or something.

[holmescopy]

I'm trying to be realistic here. Way to tear me down.

[staticnotsound]

Sorry, House. Just trying to bring you to the reality of the situation here. Doesn't seem to be working, of course.

[holmescopy]

I'll wait it out a little longer and get back to you when I start believing.

[findandlose]

Quite an interesting theory you have there. I must be sure to remember I'm nothing more than an old man's hallucination. Silly me for assuming otherwise.

[holmescopy]

You do look like my boss.