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[holmescopy]

I expect several pieces of coal on my makeshift desk within the next forty-eight hours, people. Don't disappoint me.

Comments

[this_world_fair]

Why would you want coal?

[holmescopy]

It's a kink of mine.

[staticnotsound]

Hey now. That's a wasted potential of heat.

I'll put a rock on your desk instead. I can do less with rocks.

[holmescopy]

Where's your holiday spirit, Mason?

[staticnotsound]

I put it down your stocking.

[street_optimist]

Why do you want coal?

[holmescopy]

I've been a bad boy.