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[holmescopy]

Anybody need medical assistance before I return to my hermiting ways?

p.s. I told you building an ark was a good idea.

Comments

[too_green_eyes]

...I still do not understand what all this "ark" talk is about.

[sandpaperbreath]

Something to do with a guy named Noah. Or something.

[too_green_eyes]

[Loooong pause.]

...No, still not getting it.

[cmdr_pinstripes]

He was a religious figure.

[Private to House]

[xxadeptroguexx]

I made a post about this a while ago, but none of the doctors responded: I need some form of medication or something for asthma. Don't care what you got, I just need it to keep a promise.

[Private to Haseo]

[holmescopy]

Any medical allergies or chronic illnesses?

[Private to House]

[xxadeptroguexx]

Other than pollen, no.

[Private to Haseo]

[holmescopy]

I'll get you something.

[puzzledprof]

Are you a doctor?

[holmescopy]

Nope, I'm a lawyer.

[puzzledprof]

Why ask about medical assistance, then?

[holmescopy]

So I can rip money off of my medical assistance-needy clients.

[charginmahtaser]

...

There's no blood pressure medication, is there.

[holmescopy]

I could drug you into a state of bliss.

[charginmahtaser]

That is not what I'm looking for.

[holmescopy]

You know, the only side-effect of marijuana is the munchies.

[PRIVATE: HOUSE]

[purloins]

I need some, actually.

Are there any pain medications around here? Something that doesn't make you loopy or weird, it's a chronic pain. It's been really bad lately and I need something for it.

[PRIVATE: JOHN]

[holmescopy]

You know. I hate sharing.

[PRIVATE: HOUSE]

[purloins]

.. I see.

Is there anything I could give you in return for them?

[PRIVATE: JOHN]

[holmescopy]

Got any guns?