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[holmescopy]

Could have sworn I was in New Jersey. The president must have switched it with Utah while I was sleeping.

Seriously, though. Which country did Jim Henson piss off first? I want to know who A-bombed Sesame Street.

New job for anything that doesn’t want to try eating me: get me inside that hospital. I don’t care what it takes. If I’m stuck in some post

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[staticnotsound]

You don't want to be in the hospital.

[holmescopy]

On the contrary! I love my job; I love hospitals. I hate the people inside hospitals.

Ooh. I think I heard my opinion suddenly change.

[staticnotsound]

Very well, then. This hospital is infested with monsters. Literally. But if you're so eager, I am headed that way, should you like an escort.

[holmescopy]

Then be sure to grab your lightsaber, Obi Wan. You're going to need it after the shit I've seen mulling around. And by shit I mean shit.

[sail_the_skies]

Welcome to Discedo.

[holmescopy]

Who are you, a member of the local cult?

[sail_the_skies]

Nah. Just another person stuck here in this rotten sandlot of a city.

[holmescopy]

There's no net nanny censor here. Get it over with; call it Hell.