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Mom: What's that noise?
Me: Sounds like a cell phone vibrating.
Mom: What do you think is causing it?
Me: A cell phone.
Mom: Oh, I guess that would make sense.
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City Club on Friday.
Stilettos on Saturday.
hope to see you there. -
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I think Green is pregnant. -
Stilettos
Stilettos on Saturday. You better be there. -
Orange
I had my bedroom window open, and my screen has a hole in it, about the size of a cat. So I'm sitting in the kitchen eating cereal and playing online. I hear Orange meow at me (the kitchen windows are open too), so I meow back at him. I look out the window and see him walking around, which is weird because it should be too dark outside for me to ( Read more... ) -
I catched me an opossum!
As you know, my cats live outdoors. I keep a food and water bowl, and a carpeted cat house thingy that they can sleep in on our front porch. One night, I noticed an opossum (not a possum) eating their food. I chased it off, but it came back several times in the following nights. So tonight I set a cage for it, and put the cat food inside the ( Read more... ) -
DEMF Review: Day 1
Arrived at the parking structure (Beaubien and Atwater) about 7pm. Parked, then poured a shot of vodka and some cran-raspberry juice and took my time drinking it. Played 3 games of Freecell while I drank. Since I was alone, I was feeling more anxious/nervous and self-conscious than normal. I really dislike going alone to places like the bar, ( Read more... )