bruised, boozed, and broken boned

[holtsy]

this past weekend i played in "Daze of the Disc" which is a frisbee tournament. we played "savage" which means we only had 2 subs...very tiring. my calf muscles seized up and i sat out a game because i could barely walk. i'm sitting here at home soar as shit, masturbating. i have a great clip of 6 beautiful women pleasing each other...mmm. for

Comments

[almightyschlock]

Your family has a problem with masturbation, man. I would suggest shock therapy, but you'd probably get off on that, yeah?

[jermandubber]

the only problem someone could be having with masturbation is not doing it.
add me as a friend you fucking homo.