Comments | holy_fuuraiken: Twenty Sixth Cup

holy_fuuraiken

Twenty Sixth Cup

Feb 02, 2009 20:41

Sadly I must request another police officer to stay with me at the station for a bit. The suspect Helter Skelter decided not long ago to attempt escape by committing suicide in his cell with an eating utensil. This, of course, has accomplished nothing but inflicting mortal pain on himself. But, I would like someone to assist me on suicide watch in ( Read more... )

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1/2 prodigal_axe February 3 2009, 04:42:59 UTC

He did what?!

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2/2 prodigal_axe February 3 2009, 04:43:49 UTC

.. you had a doctor look at him, or whatever?

Ky needs a face palm icon. x.x; holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 04:47:22 UTC

Not yet, but I assume he'll be fine.

prodigal_axe February 3 2009, 04:48:56 UTC

Is that stupid asshole allowed to have visitors, or what?

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quirky_sitar February 3 2009, 04:44:24 UTC

Again?

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 04:47:53 UTC

He's still in his cell though, so the attempt was completely pointless.

quirky_sitar February 3 2009, 04:51:17 UTC

Walter killed himself with a spoon, few months ago,

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 05:00:16 UTC

And escaped, thus why we have requested that those who have been arrested be revived in their cells. I'm surprised we were obliged.

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{Voice} whatthefactor February 3 2009, 04:46:19 UTC

Déjà vu.

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 04:48:47 UTC

I hope he enjoyed killing himself for no reason.

whatthefactor February 3 2009, 05:01:52 UTC

... 4 zero rea--he won't be revived at the hospital?

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 05:12:15 UTC

No, he'll be revived again in his cell.

[Voice] the_chaosblade February 3 2009, 04:53:24 UTC

You are long over due for a few days off, Kiske.

I cannot believe this fool...

Committing suicide to free himself from the jails? Interesting logic.

I shall await for him to return.

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 05:00:55 UTC

I think he was hoping to follow Walter's example.

the_chaosblade February 3 2009, 05:16:09 UTC

Ironic.

How unfortunate for him that he shall merely awaken within his cell once dawn breaks once more.

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 05:45:03 UTC

It will be satisfying to explain it to him though.

princedetective February 3 2009, 04:57:21 UTC

[ooc; that it was faked it supposed to be limited/police knowledge only]

I would be willing to do so. Gladly, in fact.

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 05:02:21 UTC

(OOC: I can change it, but it would still be extremely easy to hack.)

The motive still eludes me.

princedetective February 3 2009, 05:08:18 UTC

For his suicide? Escape, I suppose. Perhaps he hopes to evade us in the hospital.

holy_fuuraiken February 3 2009, 05:10:57 UTC

True, it's not common knowledge it can't be used as an escape from the cells.

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