How to stay safe in the world today...

[holycows714]

My Friend Jesse sent me this email.. many props to him. It's the funniest email I've gotten in forever! probably since... The online christian dating one "find your soul mate from Heaven! limited time offer!"

How to stay safe in the world today.

1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not

Comments

[laboundlivianne]

umm one time at my school we watched this video about how these kids got killed at a concert at church and the rest of their friends were haunted by it for the rest of their life because they saw their friends die. I guuess that is the .001%? eh?

[holycows714]

Wow, thats really sad!!! but the video was funny wasn't it? but really sad! I couldn't watch someone die like that. I dont think I'd ever go to a concert again. okay thats a lie, i live for concerts! ;)

[laboundlivianne]

nooo the video was like educational and for christians.