Elongating your friends page (for your convenience)

[holyfingers]

A is for age

Comments

[extremesubtlety]

the way o do lj cuts is highlight everything with your mouse by clicking and holding and drawing the mouse from the top left corner of text to the bottom right. then simply press the delete key and copy paste this very easy to remember phrase: ben is so oocoo ol

[holyfingers]

the way to do lj cuts is for you to SHUT UP

[extremesubtlety]

I would have posted that but it's so mid-late 2006

[anonymous]

Quoting Mitch Hedberg. Classy.

[prosecombat]

that was me.

[mcclaire]

Booooooooooo. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

(But yay to autoharp.)

[holyfingers]

Let's bring that baby out for another run.

[mikeez]

Thank you Jackie, for providing me and my wall with a large amount of writing. If I was a typographer I would have soiled my jeans a little. Thankfully, I am not. Good day.

[holyfingers]

Ewwww.
I wish I had something clever to say.
Just...
ewwww.

[coathangergirl]

A KITH fan, eh?

True story Number 1: I am in LOVE with Dave Foley.
True Story Number 2: I have crushed Mark McKinney's head IN PERSON, like three times. At least.

[holyfingers]

OHMYGOD

1. Dave Foley from fifteen years ago is pretty much my number one husband
2. I went to high school with Mark McKinney's niece, except I couldn't be friends with her because she was two years younger and in high school I would've been considered a weirdo - WHICH I WAS ANYWAY - but it's totally the biggest regret of my life that she's not my best friend right now.

[coathangergirl]

2. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU COULD HAVE HAD CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH HIM

AND THEN CRUSHED HIS HEAD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[holyfingers]

"Would you like some turkey, Jackie?"
"I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD, I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD, I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD..."