*sneeze*

[holyguacamole]

Hello LJ. Long time no tickle.

Just thought I'd let you know I'm not dead.

I have to go to work soon and I don't want to. I think I'll set fire to the wretched place and crap on the remains. Fun. Anyone care to join me? You get to watch me crap. Bonus.

Comments

[magickmidget]

I don't particularly want to watch you crap on the remains, but fire - pretty so I'm there. :)

Congrats on not being dead. I can't have a dead legend. Mind you then you'd be like all the other legends... don't die Tommy. We love you.

xx

[holyguacamole]

I'll try to keep not dying. I've done pretty well for 24 years.. so maybe I can hold out a little longer.

[magickmidget]

6 billion of us do it everyday... I'm sure you can keep on living.

xx

[holyguacamole]

Not all 6 billion, I assure you, but thanks, whoever you are. I'm sure I'll figure something out.

[laugh_at_irony]

mm pretty explosions. yeah, don't really want to see your dung come out the dunghole and dung the place up. I don't know if you're aware of this, but shit stinks. yes, even yours.

[holyguacamole]

My shit does not stink. I don't care what the bathroom tells you. It lies.