Last night I dreamt... I was Superman.

Even though your life was wasted doesn't mean that I should save it.

I'll sit at home, I'll watch TV.

Go ahead and cry, I won't give a damn. It doesn't matter; I'm Superman.

If there are tall buildings in your way, speeding locomotive rolls your way?

I'll fly away.

 Sitting here trying to make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, make up my mind, ( Read more... )

Forgive me, forgive me, forgivemeology.

 I want it to rain without me getting wet.

Sorry Julia, but I think that's as simple as I get... 

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"So mum, whom're you voting for?"

"Hillary."

"For what reasons? I mean, as opposed to Obama or any of the Republicans?"

"Because she's a woman."

"What?"

"Because she is a woman."

"What? Mum, do you know horribly ironic that is?"

"How's it ironic? A lot of people aren't voting for her simply because she's a woman, and I'm a woman, obviously."

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I am toppling, and my many pieces are too much to catch.

 
HolyInstantRice: it would be so awkward to have sex with claire. vance would never let me step foot in the bike shop again
kristinlovesAAR: please dont.
kristinlovesAAR: shes 9 yearsold...
kristinlovesAAR: and thats only if he found out
HolyInstantRice: i think i'll fuck whomever i damn well please, thanks
HolyInstantRice: even if she's six-and-a-half
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 To Heath Ledger, whom I will never get to meet but still think was a hot hunk of man-meat:


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