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Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Everything I wanted in a video. Right. Here.
Not even a loltastic moment I can make fun of. (Except for kyu's 8D face because lololololomg)
Gross things this video made me involuntarily do:
-- nearly bite through my hand
-- nearly throw up my sandwich
-- nearly cry INTO my sandwich
-- make strange animal noises
-- come multiple, multiple times.
Zhou Mi holy SHIT where did he COME FROM.
Siwon makes me want to die because I can't have him and live to stalk him in spite of it all at the same time. I think he made me come about the same amount as that fuckin' fish did.
Um. Ryeowook being fierce/attractive? Something is clearly wrong with me, or this video is just that goddamn awesome.
Han Geng: 3 words -- fuck my life.
HENRY. OH MY GOD THE DIRTY THINGS I COULD DO TO THAT DIRTY, COCKY BOY.
Kyu is fuckin pimpin in this. I SEE THOSE DRINKS, DONT EVEN LIE SJM.
Donghae holy God in heaven smite my vagina.
Sobs I need to go watch this a thousand more times and then maybe buy a pink vibrator and name it Super Girl.
In other, completely, 100%-related news:
schm0use is dead to me because she won't come watch this video with me. She clearly is trying to be a nun and shun the sexy, which is a crime punishable by friendship!death.
Expect more elaborate TMI posts as the night goes on (and this video goes on repeat).