we adopted a kitten today. he's orange and i call him moo!

i saw the biggest camel toe on the nastiest lady today. it was so, so horrible. i don't think i'll ever recover ( Read more... )

i got pretty wasted last night.
now this morning is a little rough :(.

work was nice. i worked with my new assistant manager, berto. buuuuerto! i call him the brown man. he calls me paper. get it? i'm white like paper. yeah. anyway, lars took me over to coffee plantation for a cigarette break. it was just too rainy to smoke outside. after work i went to his house and we ended up watching guess who. it's a cute movie. ( Read more... )

i love brown people. beer is tasty.

last night wasn't too boring. i played a little pool with sean after work. i'm sure i was no challenge. haha. after that i hung out with a guy named lars. LARS! i love that name.

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i really hate bitches.

poonany3456: you ditch and i will send a bomb to your house ( Read more... )

that was INTENSE.