[THE AU NO ONE WILL EVER BE ABLE TO FINISH READING]

[holysiscon]

*THERE IS A BOY STANDING NEAR THE BARRIER MUTTERING TO HIMSELF

THIS IS ACTUALLY NOTHING NEW*

...so if I increase the intensity where it seems weakest...but perhaps it's best to do the unexpected, on something this powerfully random...

Comments

[holysiscon]

...and the second.

[magicalgenis]

Sure.

[holysiscon]

*...throws a pillow at his head >(*

[magicalgenis]

[dfjklhriojlksf CURSE MY LACK OF REFLEXES totally beaned in the face]

[magicalgenis]

[Yay, sitting up and looking around]

Wow...we really caused a mess.

[holysiscon]

It's not that bad.

[magicalgenis]

I guess...I'm surprised the kitten didn't wake up, though.

[holysiscon]

Maybe he's trying to hibernate. We certainly yelled enough.

[holysiscon]

I meant, 'Of course it is.'

[magicalgenis]

Why?

[holysiscon]

Can you give me a reason why not?

[magicalgenis]

Normal animals don't think like people do.

[holysiscon]

*FINE I HOPE YOU FALL AND BREAK YOUR STUPID NECK! STUPID!*

[magicalgenis]

[OH YOU DON'T THINK THAT. CLIIIIIMBING]

[holysiscon]

*YES. YES I DO. I WILL MAKE NO MOVE TO SAVE YOU IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO FALL. BECAUSE YOU WOULD TOTALLY DESERVE IT!*

[magicalgenis]

[LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE]

[holysiscon]

Relatively, no.

[magicalgenis]

Relative to what, though?

[holysiscon]

You talk too much.

[magicalgenis]

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