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[homarrow]

let me just quickly tell you that i had a dream, and in this dream a really dumb girl was trying to insult me. she did this, eventually, by saying that i was in love with some guy i had never heard of before.

my response was "YEAh i love him! ive been in love with him since i was a fucking fetus! i used to write him love letters in my OWN

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[mynameisamy]

I like how at the end there is a surprise picnic table.

[robrun2]

That's amazing.

I realized yesterday that I'm eating chicken placenta when I make eggs. Kinda gross.