So someone has been reading between the fine lines in my online profile introduction and was helpful enough (I hope) to ask if I wish to try the F&B industry since he is doing that ( Read more... )

I had the nastiest idea to squash his pampers palm-full over his butt when he neared me to use my thigh to step up to reach the top of the tv console...

Why?

'Cause he pooped and smelled really sourly...

I really tried my best to breathe through the mouth and call him smelly boy at the same time, all the while he was trying to step up on my

Maybe because the female nurse have seen me previously when I ferried baby Ryan and his mom and godma to KK Hospital for a blood test, she was there in the same room again when we went again yesterday morning ( Read more... )

I have been having the runs every time before taking off for the gym and I realised how much toilet paper have been used just to wipe. And it's just a tear instead of using 2 tears to cover up the whole palm ( Read more... )

Right now I cannot step into the kitchen without passing by the toilet which is occupied by someone with the door wide open!

And he is BATHING with the baby just outside the toilet with the mum carrying him as they chatted!

It's a good thing our parents are not around to faint at the scene...

I am SO jealous of those people who can get DAMN aroused JUST by looking at someone showering ( Read more... )

I gave the dirtiest shot in the eye when someone asked if I am 24 years old the other day.

I couldn't find the right topics to chat about with him after that...

And it doesn't help that I don't feel like getting any better except for the faint voice I can produce now.

I really thought I will feel better if I go to the gym despite my dripping cold cum fever cum lost voice, but boy was I wrong ( Read more... )

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It's scary to hear your own voice slowing disappearing as you talked to mum over the phone just a few seconds ago...

I lost my voice!!

*coughs and splatters and wheezes*