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1) My uncle: is a cheap, fanatical bastard who sucks immense amounts of goat balls.
2) Never in my life: will I give up. On anything.
3) When I was five: I stole markers from my friend's cubby hole in school and blamed it on the kid who picked his nose.
4) High School was: great, until Ashu became a Paxon dropout. The only recovery was Carl going there, the realization of which all started with seat possesion.
5) I will never forget: the poor people of Marmara.
6) I once met: my maker. Yeah, that car accident last summer wasn't all fun and delusional conversations with the jello-stealing wall.
7) There's this girl I know who: can fuck a 2 liter bottle of soda.
8) Once, at a bar: Kellen and I saw people having sex in a car, so we each ran up to opposite ends of the car and started pushing it back and forth in the directions it wasn't previously rocking to mess up their rhythm.
9) By noon I'm usually: contemplating quitting.
10) Last night: I went to Fricker's.
11) If I only had: enough money to move.
12) Next time I go to church: I'll burn upon entry.
13) Terry Schiavo: is dead. Get over it.
14) What worries me most: he'll give up.
15) When I turn my head left, I see: exercise equipment.
16) When I turn my head right, i see: a dresser and a lamp and a picture of Andrew.
17) You know I'm lying when: I look left. Duh.
18) What I miss most about the eighties: nothing...
20) By this time next year: I'll be at UCF, definitely.
21) A better name for me would be: names are so arbitrary. I don't want a name.
22) I have a hard time understanding: negativity.
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: plan a Utopian society....in my Search for Utopia class tomorrow night.
24) You know I like you if: I'll answer your phone calls after 1am.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Myself, because whatever it is..I won an award for doing it. Me. Thanks Me, I rock. (Rob's answer was golden...I'm agreeing here)
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferrararo: fuck all of them.
27) Take my advice, never: move to Ohio. It just fucks things up. Granted, "things" weren't there until I moved to Ohio. However, things are now fucked up.
28) My ideal breakfast is: waffles.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: "Love Song" the cover by 311.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you just park and wander around the town. Where I grew up is amazing. I want to move back there eventually. It's so serene and private and busy at the same time.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: wtf..?
32) Won't anyone: go skydiving with me? It's fun, I promise.
33) If you spend the night at my house: you'll smell like clean linen, because that's the glade oil plugin I have and my house smells like laundry.
34) I'd stop my wedding: if Terry didn't like my fiance.
35) The world could do without: dental assistants who shove that pick thing into what they think is a cavity, even after you tell them that they'll be sorry if they do that, and then get mad when you projectile vomit on them because the pain is too much for your stomach to handle.
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: work where I am for another enrollment cycle.
37) My favorite blonde is: Carl, although his hair has gotten darker since high school...and shorter than middle school, thank god.
38) Paper clips are more useful than: anything, if you're MacGyver.
39) If I do anything well, it's: sing. I can back this up.
40) And by the way: I miss you.