Holy crap. I just got an email from my chem profressor, and I have a shitload of work coming up the first week of class. Intimidating to say that least, but I'll be fine.

Hrm, ok. I get a shady call from my great-uncle who offers to buy me something that will "take the ease off the first year of college" and give me "great social opportunities ( Read more... )

Name: Brent. Yeah ( Read more... )

I've developed a twitch in both my index fingers.

"No, Dors. You may think it was perfectly natural, but you didn't experience it. The poor woman was in a high state of sexual excitement. She engaged all her senses...smelled her fingers, licked them. If she could have heard hair grow, she would have listened avidly ( Read more... )

A couple things ( Read more... )

I'm getting the heebee-jeebees.

Homeless Guru: I'M GONNA TAKE CHINESE
Homeless Guru: >_MoOnSTaR3Li: O_O ( Read more... )

Note: emotions raving like mad. I need to put it somewhere. Not worth your time.

( Yeah. )

So here I am on Father's Day... /no1