HOMESTUCK KINK MEME III

Mar 08, 2011 16:35

HOME STUCK KINK MEME III

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KK/J MOAR MOVIE NIGHTS anonymous March 21 2011, 02:28:36 UTC
John and Karkat rope each other into having an intense slumber party movie night. Popcorn, sleeping bags, the works.

In most fics I've read about them they think each other's movies are terrible and make no fucking sense. I want to see a fic where they ABSOLUTELY ADORE them.
Like, Karkat falling ridiculously hard for Con Air and crying with John at the ending/having an epic enactment of the bunny scene, and John blubbering with Karkat when the troll protagonists hook up with each other in HIS movies. Like total pansies.
And then somebody walks in on them howling with tears/weeping on each others shoulders about how romantic it all is while being surrounded by dozens of tissues.

Extra bonus if half the time they have NO FUCKING IDEA about what's going on in the movies and have to get the other to translate/explain, but end up emotional wrecks anyway.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 6/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:42:43 UTC
I wonder if this is gonna be the last one or if they're gonna be like "okay actually THIS one is last. ...Totally. Okay actually this one..." and this is adorable and hilarious and aaaaah.

<3.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 6/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:43:38 UTC
...Whoa what, my browser didn't show more parts after this. =3= /posterfail

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How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 7/? anonymous March 25 2011, 18:30:46 UTC
***

In Which A Young Seadweller Loses Her Matesprit To Wasting Disease And Afterwards Finds No Joy In Violence Or Death, Only To Find He Has Left Her A Series Of Correspondence Urging Her To Find A New Red Quadrantmate Before She Is Culled; With The Assistance Of Her Colleagues And Her Lusus She Returns To The Conquered Planet Where They First Met And Ends Up Filling A Pail With His Former Moirail, Whereupon She Attempts To Pity Her Own Pale Quadrant But Decides The Feelings Should Remain Conciliatory, While Despite Feeling Violent Emptiness Regarding Her Colleagues Filling Up Their Own Quadrants Learns To Find Meaning In Armourcraft; Featuring Six Kisses And One Implied Bucket-Filling

***“Oh, fuck,” says Karkat tightly ( ... )

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How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 18:36:41 UTC
***

The Land Before Time

***

“I can’t fucking do this. What are you making me fucking watch.”

Karkat lies down on his back, head craned to the side, a narrow smudge of greys and blacks. John lies on his side next to him, head propped up on one elbow. They have cried nonstop since Littlefoot’s mother has died - oh nooooo - until the point of both dehydration and unbelievable tension headaches. Most of the pillows escape the bed, leaving crumbs, a dirty blanket, and them; squinting through puffy eyelids, both utterly undone. They are a little beyond speech, transfixed. “This is my fucking life,” Karkat says incoherently, and buries his face in John’s t-shirt ( ... )

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 floramei March 25 2011, 18:52:15 UTC
"Oh hell yes" is my reaction to this whole thing. All of it.

So much love you don't even know.

(not op btw)

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 19:00:42 UTC
T-this....this is the BEST John/Karkat fic ever. Oh my god... *wipes tears* Nothing else ever need to be written for this pairing, because this just fits everything about them. EVERYTHING.

*heaps all the shiny internets upon author* YOU WIN EVERYTHING!

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 cephiedvariable March 25 2011, 19:00:52 UTC
JOHN THAT BOY WANTED SO BADLY FOR YOU TO KISS HIM.

SO BADLY.

KISS HIM OUT OF HATE LOOOOOOOVE.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 19:04:52 UTC
You cannot hope to beat this fic in a... oh man there's not even a [blank] off to put this fic in, because it wins ALL OF THEM.

Just the two of them sobbing at the same sappy movies... yessssssss.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 19:26:03 UTC
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. I was giggling throughout (especially at Karkat's "World's Best Grandma" t-shirt) but when I reached Karkat going THIS IS MY LIFE at Land Before friggin' Time I completely lost it.

this is so amazing and cute and in character and oh god these two are too adorable.

I've just got the biggest smile on my face. I think it's staying there for the evening.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 20:06:58 UTC
THIS FIC

AGH

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

IT'S SO, SO GREAT

I CAN'T EVEN

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 20:10:10 UTC
Oh my god.

This is the most amazing thing.

I just.

I am grinning so much you don't even know.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 20:28:14 UTC
i love this.

i love this, and i love you. <3

but no seriously this is adorable and i want to print it out and put it in my pocket and carry it with me wherever i go.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 odditycollector March 25 2011, 20:28:38 UTC
This is glorious. You are glorious. I was laughing throughout the whole thing.

How did you manage to fit so much Pure Truth into the above words.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 anonymous March 25 2011, 20:37:35 UTC
I love so much about this I can't even pinpoint any one or two or five scenes. All of it. I love all of it.

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Re: How Karkat Vantas learned to stop worrying and love Con Air, 8/8 chiruha_kyuu March 25 2011, 21:12:07 UTC
Why would I even bother to anon to say I love this. I just. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH you don't even know.

Thank you, anon. This is a thing of beauty.

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