bus inspired letters

[homestar84]

dear lady on the bus. I don't know if you've noticed yet, but I'm sure everyone else has, and maybe they're just too kind and don't want to offend you. I on the other hand feel it necessary to point out several things. now this might be news to you, so you should probably sit down

Comments

[_pink_champagne]

Oh man. That has to be one of the most entertaining posts I've ever seen! I always count on your posts for making me laugh...:D

[homestar84]

haha, I wouldn't. my posts are rarely funny. besides, when you have material like a female hitler stash, and a pap test, you don't have to be that witty.

pap pap pap

[robotsteve]

mr. ward, it's been too long.

but i just realized that i think i'm the only person who's read that entry who remembers "pap pap pap".

oh man. good times.

"ward, what are you?"
"I'm a fetus. Pap pap pap."

Re: pap pap pap

[homestar84]

yeah I'm pretty sure you are. I can't decide whether thats a good thing, or a bad thing. oh man, haha, good times. so where have you been? I see you every once in a while in pictures Kat puts up, but thats it.

hey, remember that time at camping when I asked you to hold my glasses while I was swimming? yeah, I don't really. and I'm glad.