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[homestar_kevin]

Don't poop in the dark unless you are sure you have toilet paper.

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[brettofpykon]

wise words from a wise man

[homestar_kevin]

thanks dude

[paradiseitseems]

sounds like someone went camping without me!
i even told you, you could lick my northface!

[mynamesscott71]

no kto, the man actually pooped in the dark... and on the floor a little bit.

[homestar_kevin]

shut the fuck up scott. SLANDER

[paradiseitseems]

lets go hunt for salimanders! like on bug juice! mannnn i love that show

[mynamesscott71]

slander

[rated_r_keith]

You like pooping in the dark too much.

Here are three reasons not to poop in the dark.

1. Scary....Bloody mary, come on, she'll fuck you up.
2. Would you go into the Dorris Doyle Library without lights and/or a teacher? Hell no you wouldn't.
3. Gremlin...and you know that is scary.

[homestar_kevin]

pooping in the dark is great if you are readily prepared.

1) the ghost of bloody mary is a myth, no more no less.
2)the DDL is protected by the guardian spirit of dorris doyle herself, her entity is linked in the books...so long as one book remains within the confines of the library, no harm shall come to those seeking them.
3) I have never owned a "mogwai", but if I did I certainly would not feed it after midnight, or get it anywhere near water.

[rated_r_keith]

I am not ready to face the ghost of bloody mary.