To be Jewish means?

[hominify]

People often times try to figure out what ethnic background I’m from and it’s pretty interesting to hear what they come up with. Often times I hear Italian, Greek, Persian and Jewish. It always catches them off guard when I explain I’m from Irish, English, Welsh and Native American decent. I think it’s the whole dark side mixed with light that

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You\'re kidding, right?!

[anonymous]

It\'s the bump in your nose and the way your lips curl up around your nose that make you look Jewish. Those features along with how hairy you make you look Persian. DUH!?

Have you ever considered getting your back waxed?

Re: You\'re kidding, right?!

[hominify]

If you really read my post you would understand I was inquiring about how one can "look" Jewish if it's a religion. I wasn't questioning my features, I realize I have an exotic look. And listen, if you think my back is hairy you should see my ass! And while you're down there you can kiss it! hahahah you sure pay a lot of attention to me and little details, are you secretly in love with me, is that why you're anonymous?

Re: You\'re kidding, right?!

[sleeplikemusic]

Oh dear Tondy... i happen to know very well that you are far from "hairy." Your silken skin is smooth and perfect. As sleek as satin, EVERY part of you! Even your glorious mane twirls down like sable filigree, velvety waves entwined.

You are the woman the great artists painted thousands of years ago. I would not change one single thing about you...

<3

[sleeplikemusic]

Wow.... How incredibly mean. It figures that someone as spiteful as that would completely lack the courage and character to post their pathetic comment from anything other than an Anonymous status. "Oh NOooo!! Some random, soulless internet person hiding behind their keyboard said something mean! I'm devastated!" How novel