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homo_exanimus

Parassault oo7 // Video

Nov 26, 2011 16:01

Now that the library has been categorized, alphabetized and put back into some semblance of reasonable order-

It has come to my attention that there are very few books.

If you have checked out any items, please be informed that the universal due date is one week from now. December the third.

Renewals will be granted on a case-by-case basis.

annnnnd no one will listen, reads way too much, *event: we're all mad here, introducing the librarian from hell, can be helpful

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[Video] feel_nevermore November 26 2011, 23:28:24 UTC

Oh? So there's a new librarian in town, then?

[Video] homo_exanimus November 26 2011, 23:31:39 UTC

Effectively, yes.

[She presses her lips together.]

In the process of finding a more permanent home, I realized the library was unattended and empty. It seemed meant to be.

Now that I am settled, I intend to perform the function properly.

[Video] feel_nevermore November 27 2011, 00:10:38 UTC

I see.

A girl named Violet, a new arrival, seemed interested in working there as well. Maybe she'll offer to help you.

[Video] homo_exanimus November 27 2011, 00:14:32 UTC

That would be very welcome.

If you happen to see her before I do, would you please extend the invitation to her?

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Video saintedsinner November 26 2011, 23:29:34 UTC

-=Wow. And he thought the Central Military Library were hard asses.=-

Will you be memorizing all the texts in the books as well?

Video homo_exanimus November 26 2011, 23:32:03 UTC

Not quite.

Video saintedsinner November 26 2011, 23:34:51 UTC

A shame. It'd feel just like home, then.

Video homo_exanimus November 26 2011, 23:37:31 UTC

Your librarian must be a truly remarkable person.

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[text] homo_exanimus November 26 2011, 23:35:35 UTC

[She searches for a moment, then switches to text.]

In effect. So long as I am living here I may as well take on responsibility. I would not turn away assistance, however.

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[text] homo_exanimus November 26 2011, 23:53:53 UTC

All books taken from this location were originally donated or belonging to this library. Though the original owners are obviously no longer present, a library is still a library.

In order to keep the library's services functioning, borrowed books must be returned.

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video; pity_bangs November 26 2011, 23:45:29 UTC

What the fuck kinda library is it if there aren't any books?

video; homo_exanimus November 26 2011, 23:54:27 UTC

For once, you and I are in agreement.

video; pity_bangs November 26 2011, 23:55:32 UTC

About time you acknowledge my superior intelligence and agree with me.

video; homo_exanimus November 27 2011, 00:03:36 UTC

And again, we have regressed.

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[Voice] snarkypotions November 27 2011, 00:27:18 UTC

No.

[Voice] homo_exanimus November 27 2011, 00:29:51 UTC

"No"?

[Voice] snarkypotions November 27 2011, 00:53:13 UTC

Your ability to imitate a parrot is astounding.

[Voice] homo_exanimus November 27 2011, 00:56:49 UTC

Are you stealing from libraries now, esteemed Professor?

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